Real housewives of ATL

My new favorite quote (not verbatim):

"I think  when people call you bitch, they mean you're beautiful"

Worst Day Evarz

I'm retrodating my post here because I shall need to remember the horrid day that my dentist ditched me without enough anesthetics for my deep cleaning.

Why today was awful:

1. The dentist was over 30 minutes late for my deep cleaning when I had to go to another doctor afterward (which I was late to)
2. The dentist pulled a "switch-a-roo" and gave me their new dentist who only speaks English and Viet, whereas the dental assistants only spoke Chinese. I was their translator even though I had 4 hands in my mouth (thats what she said).
3. I asked for more anesthetics but the dental assistant adamantly refused to let the new dentist give me more because the new dentist was "on watch."
   
4. Dear ASS-TO-THE-ANT I NEED MORE NUMBING<>
5. Half way through the cleaning it started to feel really weird, as if she was scraping my gums (uh oh)
6. At the end it started hurting. WTF i hate youuuuuuu.
7. It was 11:40 and I was already going to be late to my next appointment. I was not able to get some other teeth stuff done that required needles and anesthetics of which now I must come in AGAIN to be shot in the mouth for your crappy crappy crappy service. (The dentist is nice, her assistants are retarded).
8. Dermatologist was a-okay.
9. I got back to work and was trying to bring a nice full plate of friend chicken up the stairs until suddenly I trip and all the food lands all over me.

I hate you life.

Bay Area Math

More lay offs = Less traffic ?

"Drop the phone"

This is how I feel about like 90% of the time.

Evil Incarnate

Michelle Obama or Prop 8

On election night I was trying to figure out what concerned me more: Michelle Obama's dress or Prop 8.

Prop 8 wins in the end (in importance, and in -ugh- winning).  But nonetheless, Michelle you had me really worried there.