Thursday, December 4, 2008

lifecasting my orthodontist

Through my vapid internet life experience I have learned that mostly everyone wants to over share in one way or another (if you didn't, I wouldn't have be able to use Google to find out how slutty you are.  Seriously, try turning off SafeSearch and do a search "[your name] is a slut."  See?  The overseer even thinks so).   Point of the story is that my inner fame whore is very tempted to lifecast on justin.tv, but my more practical (or sober) side tells me that it is not such a good idea because

  1. I'm too pretty, oh gosh obvs this is too much potential for everyone to handle.
  2. Maybe I'll become a politician (ha)(but not so much ha because I really do want to change Cupertino)(DARN that 'walking bridge' to the middle of nowhere? was that necessary Cupertino? The answer is NO).
  3. I could be boring, but I AM NOT.
  4. I have ugly times (oh please god, do not show me ugly times again, wasn't that like years 9 to 19.  That's because I just went to see the ortho today and commemorated my 14th year seeing them of which went like this: retainers, braces, headgear, and 3 THREE FRONT teeth pulled out).
  5. This will really cement the fact that my life is a routine of
  • going to work
  • arguing with //that one//
  • and saying expressions in the real world as if I'm chatting to them "oh, sigh, I am tired" and "oh, grumble, that was my stomach" and "Snore, yeah omg that she is so preggers."


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